Top Ten Eleven Reasons You Should Wax

11. Stella Got Her Groove Back. Why shouldn't you?

10. Because smooth people can't be rubbed the wrong way.

9. You never know when Sports Illustrated will need a backup model for the cover of the Swimsuit edition.

8. Right now, your back hair has been mistaken for a mohair sweater.

7. Because you are SO worth it.

6. Someone accused you of stuffing spinach in your pants.

5. Because Gwyneth Paltrow does, or so they say.

4. Because you're trying to impress your new beau or gal pal.

3. To put a little Boom Shakalaka back into your bedroom.

2. It gives you the super power of self-confidence.

1. Who says you need a reason?